A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.
-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?
-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!
The marijuana equivalent to "drinking somebody under the table." The more experienced smokers get a newbie members of the smoking circle WAYYY TOO HIGH by challenging his/her tolerance level.
Jimmy had never been high before, so I pulled out my quo and smoked him under the rug.
Now go grab your friends and smoke somebody under the rug.
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where your someone wacks you off inside you pair of jeans without underwear.
" Honey do you want to go again? ", " I guess, its just my hand is still a little red from that Dayton Rug Burn Express i gave you."
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FaZe Rugโs new Gfuel flavor. It is usually drank by fortnite addicts
Person 1: Did you try out FaZe Rugโs new Gfuel flavor Sour Blue Chug Rug?
Person 2: Yeah I tried it, it was pretty good.
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This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
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Dutch Rug Oven Boat <deutsche rhug ohfen boaat>
Noun-When A person is getting Tugboated underneath a blanket whilst farting.
"Beeson was giving Kristine a tugboat underneath the blankets, when she farted and he starting gagging, all of the sudden she screamed out Dutch Rug Oven Boat!"