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Northern Michigan Bear Rug

A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.

-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?

-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!

by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020


smoke somebody under the rug

The marijuana equivalent to "drinking somebody under the table." The more experienced smokers get a newbie members of the smoking circle WAYYY TOO HIGH by challenging his/her tolerance level.

Jimmy had never been high before, so I pulled out my quo and smoked him under the rug.
Now go grab your friends and smoke somebody under the rug.

by Blunty McSmokerton July 11, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dayton Rug Burn Express

where your someone wacks you off inside you pair of jeans without underwear.

" Honey do you want to go again? ", " I guess, its just my hand is still a little red from that Dayton Rug Burn Express i gave you."

by Totes MaaGotes May 23, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sour Blue Chug Rug

FaZe Rugโ€™s new Gfuel flavor. It is usually drank by fortnite addicts

Person 1: Did you try out FaZe Rugโ€™s new Gfuel flavor Sour Blue Chug Rug?
Person 2: Yeah I tried it, it was pretty good.

by Minecraft1238 February 1, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marc Summers Rug Burn

This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.

It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...

by kubla85 May 31, 2009

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you fucked up rugs

a seige banning amaru

"you fucked up rugs"

by SniperSnake1335 November 19, 2020


Dutch Rug Oven Boat

Dutch Rug Oven Boat <deutsche rhug ohfen boaat>

Noun-When A person is getting Tugboated underneath a blanket whilst farting.

"Beeson was giving Kristine a tugboat underneath the blankets, when she farted and he starting gagging, all of the sudden she screamed out Dutch Rug Oven Boat!"

by Sandy Snatchflap May 21, 2020