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Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.
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A female who thinks she owns a man even after the divorce is finalized. The female usually jumps at every opportunity to bitch at the man.
"My ex-wife is always bitching at me. This cunt got everything and it wasn't enough. I feel kinda bad for this unhappy twat."
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A woman that can pour a beer and grill a burger perfectly.
Ex:
1. Jane poured that beer perfectly, what a barbeque wife.
2. Look at Mary grill those burgers... I wanna make her my barbeque wife.
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A wife that is a fraction of the size of the husband. Much like a toy dog but human.
Tom loves his new toy wife. She travels light, eats small amounts and does not take up all of the bed. Plus he says he spin her in bed.
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An old scottish term used to describe a female fortune teller
Oh you know that big Gypo freak over there, she is actually a spey wife!
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A female (family member/friend), who is a sister (or like a sister), who helps (usually another female) frequently with cleaning, cooking, childcare, other household duties, etc.
There is no romantic involvement with a sister-wife or her spouse, however she is beloved by the whole family.
Heather is always helping me cook, bake, clean and my children love her too! She is my sister-wife!
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She's educated, dedicates her days to bettering her community through charity work and philanthropy, she has impeccable manners and etiquette, and uses her status to better those around her and manages to look amazing while doing so. Trophy wives do three things: lunch, tennis, and their rich sexy husbands.
an educated, cultured, and amazing woman who marries an extremely successful man. while he works, she sits on comittees and raises their amazing children...unless they have a nanny.
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