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An true adult that you can depend on. Someone who will fight for you thick and thin. And someone who people come to love and trust with their lives.
Yo this guys really glown up from a boy to man. He’s become an adult-adult
When you go out with your girl and she’s done dressing like a teen and pulls off that scarf and long adult ass coat jawn
Sean took Noelle to dinner and said damn babe you’re “adult hot” af
Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.
Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."
A Facebook group of chronically online admins and people masquerading as “adults”. Essentially the living, breathing embodiment of the “that one friend who’s too woke”, meme. You like Harry Potter? You’re banned. You’re in one of their “enemy” groups? You’re banned. You have a different favorite color from one of the admins? You’re banned. They claim to be all about inclusivity and tolerance even though one of their admins got outed as a r@cist and another one turned out to be a p3do 🤡
“I got banned from the adulting network, but whatever.”
A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.
An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.
The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…
Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️