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Essentially an alcoholic in denial
Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :
1. They deny they are an alcoholic
2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink
3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends
4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and
“ savor” the taste of alcohol
5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash
6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”
A variety of alcohol which one would bring to a party
Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol
Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.
Nectar from the gods (or Angel piss) that is formulated to allow you to imbibe - and not wake up feeling like a little bitch.
I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.
A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
noun
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
Me
"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"
"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
/drəɡs inˈklo͞odiNG ˈalkəˌhôl/
1.) a way to include Alcohol in the same category as Drugs
2.) to be used in place of 'Drugs and Alcohol'
A reported 49% of young people have consumed Drugs including Alcohol within the past week.