Random
Source Code
Random
“I’ve never seen that Cassie girl without a drink in her hand. She’s a big alcoholic.”
That kid over there looks like a soora. Ohhhhh really, an alcoholic?
Probably a kid named Nathan… we all know an alcoholic named Nathan. Nathan’s are typically the funnest alcoholics though, always down for anything; they would go anywhere with you and do anything. Especially if their last name starts with a K.
Bro, did you see Nathan K. last night, he’s an alcoholic, but so fun!
A Irish Youtuber under the name Toon/Twoon/Throo. He's says he's not one but always has a beer in his hand.
*Toon takes sip of beer* IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
Creature that finds you on a Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, claiming he's a sober driver when he is in no state to be one. Drinks at least 15 alcoholic drinks x 3 a week.