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After a long night of drinking and you have to shit but nothing but a high pressure stream of water comes out of your ass.
Man I woke up in Saturday morning after drinking last night and had a serious anal blow.
A chamber which is located in the rectal region. Usually closely guarded by anal trolls.
Guy 1: Man last night was awesome dirty!
Guy 2: Let me guess, your gf finally put out -_-
Guy 1: No dude, even better!
Guy 2: Ok, so whats better than getting laid?
Guy 1: Well finally after 35 minutes of persuation I finally convinced my gf to let me into her anal chamber.
It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass
Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy
Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday
When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue
Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion
Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus
Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.
When u take to many peckers in the asswhole
Ron : billie fucked jane in the butt last night but he realized she had a huge anal gape.
Rick: that's narley
The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).
Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.