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When your Minecraft experience get a little too sexy; so you insert your dick into the USB port.
Mom I think my dicks stuck again, I was having Minecraft analing.
After a long night of drinking and you have to shit but nothing but a high pressure stream of water comes out of your ass.
Man I woke up in Saturday morning after drinking last night and had a serious anal blow.
It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass
Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy
Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday
Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus
Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.
When u take to many peckers in the asswhole
Ron : billie fucked jane in the butt last night but he realized she had a huge anal gape.
Rick: that's narley
The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).
Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.
Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.
"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"