ankle whore

An individual who is exposes their ankles promiscuously.

Look at Joanna showing her ankles. She’s such an ankle WHORE

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!