The perfect date! It's not to hot and it's not to cold! All you need is a light jacket!
Person A: What is your idea of the perfect date?
Person B: April 25th!
April 9 is national slap ass day so be bold and slap some ass
I'm going to be slapping ass on April 9th
The best person you will ever met, but if this person is a twin the first one is the best one and the second one sucks.
April 10 is the best day know to man
April 2nd is National Druggie Day if you were born on this day you are either a crackhead or a heroin addict but you are pretty crazy, wild, and genuinely fun to be around. Hope that boosted your confidence :)
John: My birthday is April 2
Mark: You probably are a druggie
April baby's are very special but those who are born are even better
They are loyal, caring and intelligent
If they are your friend keep them forever 🤞
All the boys/girls are after them
Boy:when Is your bday ?
Girl:April 7th
Boy:wow do you wanna go out sometime ?
April 24th is nation punch creeps day.you can punch anywhere you want. his balls,hisnose,his neck, his gut , anything really!
David: hey,Marissa do you knwo what day it is toda-
Marissa: YEA! *punches David in the gut*
David: Ow!wtf Marissa?
Marissa: dont worry, its April 24th, National punch creeps day!
David:oh, ok.