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Someone who ingratiates themeselves. See brown nose
John Howard is an arselicker
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Someone who won't go out of their way to give somone else some money or help.
I asked Billy for some money, but he was such a tight arse and told me to bugger off.
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The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
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The moment or passage of time at which a male in sexual congress with a female gets the oppotunity to switch from vaginal intercourse to anal.
Sometimes referred to as culo finestra.
"Dude i was ploughing this rancid slam pig last weekend when she passed out. Dude, i had a total arse window right there."
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An annoying person who is constantly sucking up to others
Arse-licker: "oooh rebecca you are sooo cool"
Person: "shut up you arse-licker!"
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Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:
Full-thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus
Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing
Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the rectum.
It is caused by weakness of the pelvic floor muscles and descending of the pelvic floor organs (uterus) - this is why the condition is most common among middle-aged to elderly women (women account for 85% of all reported conditions*). It is often accounted to chronic abdominal straining (notable in pregnancy, constipation) and anal sex.
The slang terms pink sock , or Ass Tulip is used to refer to when the rectum is pulled out during anal sex due to a variety of factors including insufficient lubrication and a much larger than average diameter penis.
Additionally, infection with whipworm can weaken these muscles and cause rectal prolapse in children.
My wife was doing my head in last night so i turned her over and give her an Arse Tulip to stop her bitching!
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Person who works in an office at a desk all day, wearing the backside of their trousers or skirt to a vivid shine - c.f. pencil pusher.
"Does he know what he's talking about?"
"No, he's a shiny arsed pencil pusher who's come out to see where the real work's done."
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