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glassblower's arse

From the Liverpool argot 'Scouse' - a runny nose, a pun on diarrhoea. Probably a skit at the glassblower's trade which would involve some straining, a hazardous practice for someone suffering any looseness of the bowels. (There is a traditional glass industry at St. Helen's, on the Mersey estuary east and inland of Liverpool.)

My nose is running like a glassblower's arse!

by blaen July 29, 2010

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Piss-arse

'Piss-arse' is a synonym (however, not exclusively a synonym) of 'diarrhea'. The literal meaning is 'an arse (or anus) that expels piss (urine) rather than faeces'. Breif etymology: It is believed the original usage was as an alternative word for dysentry and developed a secondary usage as either an insult or as baseless slander.

Statement: I've got piss-arse from eating raw chicken
Insult: You're a piss-ared mother shitter; I saw it you dirty scumbag!

by lipase December 23, 2013

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Arse sludge

A particularly runny expultion of arse waste that, although not quite runny enough to be full blown shit juice, has a sludge-like texture, possibly due to a curry eaten the night before washed down with some beers.

"Mate, expelled some rancid arse sludge this morning after that madras last night, i took a sample in a bag if u wanna compare it with yours, we can make it into an arse sludge competition..."

by Will Long December 4, 2007

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savoury arse

an unwashed arse with remnants of poo, fluff and dust. extremely unpleasant, unhygenic and smelly.

'jesus wept! you've got a savoury arse! go and have a shower you pleb'

by sharonmoore September 14, 2006

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Phat Arse

Desirable butt. Sexy ass.

Look at that girl's phat arse.

by Cindy McNeary March 14, 2007

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Arse rape

To devour with speed and accuracy.

After drinking vodka and redbull all night, Susie arse raped a pizza, much to the amazement of Victoria!

by SusieSusieSue August 12, 2009

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arse grapes

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

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