August 16th

August 16th is National relationship day, appreciate your significant other by sending this to them wishing they have the best week

August 16th is a national day!

August 22nd

Anyone born August 22nd is that bitch that everyone can understand and relate to.

Guy #1: You were born August 22nd?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: I thought so :)

August 15

August 15th is the day that the most wonderful person in the world was born. They’re incredibly seggsy and deserve all of the kisses. They’re super swag even though they’re a leo (ew).

Ava: Happy birthday!
Angel: My birthday was on August 15, you’re three months late.

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1 August

On the first of august is the national holiday of Switzerland, the Swiss National Day.

There will always be lots of Fireworks, Cheesefondue, Chocolate and Rösti wich is a traditional Specialty of Switzerland.

“Hey Peter weisch eigentlich dass morn scho de 1 august esch?”

“Nei rüedi dass mümmer jetzt go fiere!!”

translation:
“did you know that tomorrow is the first august?”

“no fr we gotta celebrate that now!”

August 5th

Send your boyfriend a tit or/and booty pic.

Hey it’s August 5th time to send a tit or/and booty pic to your boyfriend

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August 16th

If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth

Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed

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August 17th

They best day of the year. When all goats are born. Lil pump the goat was born on this day

“Hey you guys know CJ was born in August 17th”
“Yeah totally why he’s the goat”

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