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A minority rally cry when majority partisan agendas are passed to the detriment of the country as a whole.
When five unqualified judges were confirmed a few Senators cheered, “Chip Chip Away” in disgust.
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After taking a shit, and not finding the need for toilet paper.
mate, that last one was a clean break away
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For one to drinks tons of alcohol and whenever they get done piss the rest of the night
Man Aric is so damn drunk hes just going to be pissing the night away like its no ones business.
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when your friend smokes soo much weed that he thinks sheep are attacking his brain and starts doing some fucked up fighting dance to kill the sheep and return back to sanity..
man my mate was soo fucked last night after we smoked like an insane amount of weed he thought sheep were attacking his brain and was all like "keep away the sheep" while doing some weird fighting dance
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A cleaverly concealed can of glade...relabeled and used for the sole purpose of clearing the air when cam hos are present...much like other deoderizers must contain lemon to help rid of the stagnant stentch of a 3 day old open can of tuna!
Rosie sprayed some ho spray away the nite Tender and Leslie spread thier salmenella(spell check pls) pussys open in the hottub!
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I was putting the pineapples away in the toliet cause she wasn't puttin out.
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When you really want to have a lezbian/gay moment with a really hawttt person of the same gender, but you afraid what people might think of you, so you want to Fly-Away to another country to bang a really hawt person you don't know. Most of the time it won't come back to get you.
Girl1: I'm so tired of guys & their crap.
Girl2: Same, but I need some lovin', but I'm mad at my bf.
Girl1: Banging a girl would be so fun, but I don't want people thinking I'm a lez.
Girl2: I this I could have a Fly-Away Moment!
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