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A sex position. A guy gets a girl naked, gets himself naked except for his pants, and lays on top of her. He then proceeds to awkwardly dry hump her while wriggling his arms and legs and making awkward noises, including the phrase, "Awkward turtle!!"
Man, Kevin totally Awkward Turtled Amanda last night. She was so mad.
Timmy never had sex before, and he really liked Stacy. They were making out and were about to have sex, but Timmy got really nervous. Instead, he just did The Awkward Turtle until she got dressed and went home.
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Informal sign language gesture meant to convey awkwardness of the person making the sign, usually in a group conversation that takes place face-to-face.
Can be used to show awkwardness regarding many things, like abrupt changes in conversation topic, sudden hit on the opposite sex, anything in the TMI realm, etc.
The sign is made by placing the left hand out flat, in front of you, palm down, thumb sticking out to the right. The right hand is then put directly on top of the left hand, palm down, with the thumb pointing to the left. Both thumbs are then moved back and forth to mimic the fins of a swimming sea turtle.
Make the sign a few inches in front of your stomach, not to far away from your body.
Alan: "So, THEN what happened?"
Jill: "Our guide quickly fixed my harness, and we zipped to the next tree in the rain forest."
Rob:" That is totally cool! How far up were you?"
Jill: "At least 200 feet. Sometimes more. The whole thing was over a mile long. Took us hours."
Alan: "Tell me you weren't scared, and I'll call you a liar."
Jill: "Well I..."
Edward: "Your Facebook photo is pretty."
Rob: <awkward turtle>
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When one finds a naturally awkward moment or person to be sexually appealing and exciting. This word can easily be used to replace the word dirty (when using the word dirt in a sexual way)
That boy has on really tight jeans but a really big ass_ that's awkward sexy or I was hit on by an 18 year old freshmen who was wearing only boxers, I felt awkward sexy.
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This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.
suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.
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Like the awkward turtle, but when the person walks away after being awkward.
Take both hands and flutter your fingers depending on how awkward the situatuion is.
Taylor: What the hell did that bitch just say? Can we please walk away?
Courtney: *awkward butterfly*
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A woman that always finds herself in extremely awkward situations.
Wow that person likes to 3rd wheel for fun they are an awkward-Titson
a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.
girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!