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When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption
Where'd you get pocket bacon? Give me some
Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits
Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)
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Make it bacon. Usually in refence to getting with a larger girl.
That guy has been talking to fatties all night, looks like he's gonna make it bacon!
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The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.
The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...
"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"
"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."
"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"
"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"
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The act of blurting out a very bad word that is worse than screaming you-know-who's name ( a.k.a voldemort)
HOLY SHIT! JACIE JUST TOLD HER BROTHER HE'S A SKILLET BACON!!!!
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a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.
"omg dude you better slow down, there's a bacon beacon behind you!"
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When a woman's vagina is so worn out and beat up from years of hardcore intercourse, that it resembles wrinkly squiggles of bacon smashed together.
Brian: "Did you hit that last night?"
Me: "Yeah, but who hasn't? By the time I slammed that bitch's skank bacon I barely felt anything!"
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