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Fuck my balding head

An phrase that is uttered when a person is genuinely surprised. The person is likely to be an older individual, who sees how things seem to get more and more fucked up around him with each new day. The expression has little or no connection with another widely used one 'fuck my skull'

A:Fuck my balding head!The editors are at it again!
B:I agree.Fuck my sister!

by drone777 December 12, 2013

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national bald filter day

June 9th is national bald filter day

Hey did you post for nbfd?

What’s nbfd?

National Bald filter day

by bigtittygirl69 March 31, 2022


Joe Bald Headed Granny

It’s basically Joe Mama but on steroids. As in, that weird song…

Joe mama, Joe daddy, Joe bald headed granny, she mean, she lame, she needs some booty cream!

by koiboi2 May 18, 2022


Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018


Bald head Scally Wag

Someone with NO hair in the back

She is a bald head Scally wag

by Fuafijzfn April 9, 2020


Bald nonce with 5 kids

Name of a mf called lee who wont stop having children to 5000 different women.
Proper nonce deserves to be locked up
#SilenceBaldMen

Seen that bald nonce with 5 kids?

Should be locked up for having less than 5 strands of hair on that shiny head

by CremeEggBasher3000 May 7, 2021


Middle aged balding coward

When your hair is leaving you as is your age

My names Chris trimmer and I’m a middle aged balding coward

by Big Weiry March 15, 2018