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battle beard

The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.

The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.

by Kirkus Maximus May 05, 2017


battle in the bano

when there is 3 urinal's in the bathroom and you're the first one in there what makes you think its ok to go to the middle one...we call you "Meat Gazer"...its common courtesy to go to either end one...the middle one is only for 3 people emergency's...thank you and good-bye

Rob walked in the bathroom behind Phil, to his amazement Phil took the middle urinal of three. Rob called Phil a meat gazer and started the battle in the bano until he was pushed to either end urinal.

by JDownsPeoplesChamp September 16, 2010


Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.

Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023


Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023


Battle of the Parkers

When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.

I hate the Battle of the Parkers.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 04, 2023


final battle

Basically the last battle in a video game, real life, or anything, to be fair.

Hey dude, I got to the final battle in Undertale!

by thedudemeakame1222 February 06, 2017


Battle Hamster

A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.

I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.

by Rodent Features March 16, 2011