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When one intentionally arouses his dick by viewing sexual or repulsive content.
My friend always does boner business in his free time because he loves to arouse his dick.
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When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"
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After a long night of drinking, if a man goes to sleep without ejaculating, his penis will not have the normal amount of erections throughout the night.
This will result in a "Boner Bonanza" the following day. A "Boner Bonanza" is an astonishing number of unintended erections during the day.
This could prove embarrassing.
Dude, I got wasted last night and did not rub one out. Looks like I have a "Boner Bonanza" today.
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When you are just so bored, that you get a random (usually unwanted boner) The infamous "Boredom Boner" can appear at any time.
Mitch: "Dude... WTF?!?"
Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."
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when you get a boner in the morning, and you dont know why, its just standing tall and strong!
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Boner Alert! I've just seen her pokey nipples.
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The uncontrollable urge to reproduce that consumes a female while she is holding a baby. This gut instinct/desire is completely independent of her true thoughts on having (and raising!) children.
Meredith never wanted kids, but every time she held her niece, her mind went blank and her ovaries starting churning--all was complete and perfect in the world. Truly nutty biology was at work- she was having a womb boner.
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