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When you wake up from a sleep or a powernap and the creases in your pillow or bed gives you temporary marks, or 'bed tats'
Taz - Hey buddy, did you just have a powernap?
Foz - Yeah, how did you know?
Taz - Your bed tats..
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What results when bed gravity reaches the point at which nothing can escape it.
After that party, I doubt we will see Bob this morning. He probably fell into a bed hole.
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(verb) When a couple(female and male)(no homos) they start to UFC down to the covers. first they start by UFCing in stand up stance and work their way down to the covers. the Rules are simple. fight till one taps out. the guy taps out by taping three times on the girls booty, while the girl can tap out how ever she wants.
What you wanna fight baby.... it is ON..... lets bed fight.
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When you go into a QDOBA bathroom and the toilet is broken and full of someone else's poop. You have to poop really bad, so you poop on top of someone else's poop and toilet paper; with no choice but to leave the whole mess for some poor employee.
The other day I went to QDOBA and had to pull a bunk bed. Those pork tacos almost make me shit my pants every time.
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an annoying phrase often used by intimate couples when addressing younger siblings.
go to bed
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An annoying person who gets under your skin..
I got into an argument with my boyfriend, he was was being a real douche bag, , he was so annoying, he has a way of getting under my skin...he was being a real bed bug...
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An ass of a female individual that a male would like to have sex with in a wild and very powerful way, enough to break a bed, as aposed to a female who has a an ass to which a male would be gental during sexual intercorse. A 'Bed-Breaker Ass' is an ass ' you would rag the fuck out of so hard you'd break your bed'
Aisha's ass is the first ever officail Bed-Breaker ass
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