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A male human child that often throws his feet at Mikhael. A blonde-guy is also required ti be blonde and have glasses. Most blonde-guys thoroughly enjoy throwing their feet at Mikhael, although not all of them do.
Hey look! It's a blonde-guy, I saw him throw his feet at Mikhael last week.
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An adjective derived from the words demi and blonde.
Demi meaning half
and
Blonde meaning... well... stupidly fail
Can be a girl or guy.
Girl: I don't understand Pi.
Guy: Pie is a cake-ish thing people eat.
Girl: Wow ur such a demi-blonde
Guy: But my hair is brown.
Girl: Half blonde... stupid
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When a Blonde haired person is trying to do several things at a time and then gets confused and or overwhelmed.
While at work I was helping a customer at the counter. Then another customer walks up to ask me if we are all out of a product. Then the phone rings. I turned to my co-worker and told him I am having a Blonde Freeze.
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The awesome Mixture between a blonde and a brunnete. Usually is really intellegent, funny, and talented. Has a bit of a darker hair color then a dirty blonde
"Hey she's a sandy blonde"
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When a blonde women of about 12-15 years old undergoes a stage of where she is very incompetent and stupid...
You must be going through a blonde phase..
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A word self conscious gingers use to describe their hair color.
Ginger: "Um, excuse me, I'm strawberry blonde, not a ginger."
Blonde: "Not according to Urban Dictionary your not."
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A threesome involving two blonde participants, generally wrapped around a lucky black participant. Inspired by "jean tuxedo" (denim jacket & blue jeans).
"Did you hear than Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum double-teamed Seal? I'd give anything to see THAT blonde tuxedo!"
ALSO
"Apparently Timberlake and Diaz broke up after he asked Halle Berry if she'd like to slip on a blonde tuxedo."
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