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A phrase popularised by Ian Karmel (Head writer Late Late Show), David Gborie (Voice of Comedy Central) and South Dakota's Sean Jordan. The French Blowjob is the act of anal intercourse with a loved one, or at least an acquaintance
Ian told David his girlfriend was on her period, so he got a French Blowjob
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When you get your dick sucked with vape in the girls mouth. (Like a space ship with smoke underneath)
Dude Stacy gave me a cosmic blowjob with banana ice yesterday.
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That bitch was a pro! She sucked me off without using her hands! That was the best bluetooth blowjob I've ever had.
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For a female to overly compliment a male to an extent that she is sucking up to him so much using words that she may as well be giving the male in question fellatio.
Female: You're just the most perfect male in the world, how is a girl like me so lucky to have you in my life.
Male: Thanks for the verbal blowjob.
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A sympathy blowjob is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob out of sympathy for example he has no sex life what so ever and his mates take the piss out of him.
"Did she give you the sympathy blowjob then mate? "
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while in the act of giving a somewhat descent blowjob, the girl decides to remove her fake teeth from her mouth and continue blowing, but using the gaps inbetween her teeth as cushioning comfort.
dau thought when melissa pulled her teeth out it was white trashy and disguiting, but it turned out to be the best hillbilly blowjob hes ever had!
jonas brothers also give great hillbillie blowjobs! and theyre gay
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the thing i wish i could give someone right this second anyone wanting to talk to me my email is down
man what i wouldnt give to give a blowjob
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