Axe box

An axe box is a confined space or room filled with Axe body spray. This can be accomplished with an axe bomb or naturally occurs any boys high school or college locker room. Being in one for even a few minutes will leave you smelling like axe for days. May also cause headaches or brain damage that leaves you believing that axe actually smells good.

my roommate axe boxed our dorm. kill me.

brown-box

An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.

I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.

box stain

Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.

Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.

-or-

I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!

Box-whisperer

A hyper-sexual lesbian with the ability to turn any woman gay.

Example: The girl at the party who can make out with any girl there.

Used in a sentence: She is such a cock-blocking box-whisperer

Mandora's Box

Mandora's Box is the reckoning that men unleash on individuals--or society--for lack of redress of grievance by the State. Mandora's box can be opened when a man or men are cheated or treated unfairly by the system, especially in matters concerning family or divorce courts.

Man 1: "Did you see the evening news last night? Some dude shot and killed his wife's divorce attorney in cold blood."

Man 2: "Geez, this has been happening a lot lately. Looks like Mandora's Box has been opened..."

spit boxing

arguing with someone, going back and forth with insults, etc.

Stupid bitch: Imma kick yo ass

Me: Yu ain't doin shit but spit boxing. If yu feelin froggy, then jump... Don't talk about it, be about it. *rolls eyes and walks away* dumb ho

cuddle box

A contraption primarily made to hold cows, was developed to be used on stressed people.

can be used as either an insult: go abck to your CUDDLE BOX

or prescribed by a docter " i think you should try using a cuddle box to relieve that stress"