wenis buddy

wenis buddy: when a group of wenis' join together as one and perform wenis fun time including: fondling, scratching, wiggling,playing, teasing & indulging in wenis'.

bob:*scratch scatch* oohhhh wenis oh yes how i love thee!
dude: woaah man stop fondling this is getting personal...
nancy:*wiggle wiggle scratch*fondleme baby one more time!oh
dude: i love you wenis buddy!

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female buddy

A female friend that a male secretly looks out for, supports, and shares with. Basically the same as a female friend but more intimate. Often occurs when the male is harboring a crush on the female.

Friend #1: "Who's the chick? Your girlfriend?"
Friend #2: "No, she's my female buddy."

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struggle buddy

1. A person who endures the life difficulties with you

2. A person facing similar difficulties to you

DeAndre: Damn man, I got like 20 bucks in my bank account and I don't get paid until next week.
Norah: Damn, me too. The struggle is real. Struggle buddy?!
DeAndre: Struggle buddies!

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tongue buddies

People who are attracted to each other buy kissing and tounging.

Me and Sarah are tongue buddies.

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Slutty-buddies

Two girls that do every slutty thing together. They suck dick together, rub up on guys, have lots of sex and are besties.

Hey did you hear about Brook and the Slutty-buddies?

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fuggle buddy

somebody that you snuggle with and fuck. somewhat like a fuck buddy- a fuck buddy that cuddles.. actually sleeps over exct. its not a one time thing, but not dating. usually not much conversation. usually fuggle buddies only sleep with eachother, and not others but they are free to do as they please.

im spending an hour with my fuggle buddy, ill call you after

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Buddy the Elf

a hyperactive schizophreic man who lived in the north pole as an elf for half of his adult life. He enjoys singing outside of the women's showers and hugging narwhals. Candy canes are his cocaine and maple syrup and noodles are bae. he gets attacked by racoons that are hugless and loves to plaay with rotary doors. maybe he needs a saint viator education and some love.

buddy the elf get ur shit together

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