Ewan Has a Half a Mile Kyle while Sean Gabello is stuck with a millimeter peter
Jerking off in an airplane bathroom.
I saw this hot chick on the plane when I was on vacation. I was too much of a pussy to talk to her so I went to the bathroom and joined the Mile Five Club.
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The coolest character in the Sonic seires. He remains cool even after sega BSd him givimg him a girly voice.
miles tails prower is still cooler than sonic, even knuckles
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Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club
With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.
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The hardest of all the "mile clubs" to get into, to get in, you have to have sex in a submarine, a submersible, or a bathysphere.
Richard: FUCK YEA!
Mike: what?
Richard: I'm now a member of the mile deep club!
Mike: what the hell is that?
Richard: Its like the mile high club, except you have to have sex in a submarine.
The imaginary mileage credits given to someone who has earned them through frequent sexual intercourse.
He was able to earn more frequent fucker miles in his own mind, in a shorter time, than anyone who had ever lived.
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Having sexual intercourse of any type inside and airplane. Usually considered to take place in the lavatory.
Follow me into the bathroom big boy and we'll join the mile high club. http://www.themilehighspy.com/content.html
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