Northern Yankee who moves to the south and takes jobs that were meant for southerners. Constantly talk about Bloomfield NJ.
Man that guy Ed Phillips is a major Carpet Bagger
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The wrong way to spell carpet munching
I ment to spell carpet munching but I spelt carpet muching
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When the labia minora on a women's vagina hangs so excessively it can be rolled out like a pink carpet
Lorraine pulled her thong to the side and rolled out her pink carpet for my grand entrance
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In Victorian times they would use this to beat the carpet to get the dust out.
(Basically a Victorian hoover)
I am going to beat the carpet with this carpet beater
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A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time
She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.
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is the term for a straight guy that hangs out with lesbians
Hey did you hear Blake is hanging out with Steph?
Yeah, total carpet brother.
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A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.
It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.
"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1
"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2
"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1
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