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Chronic Masturbation

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.

Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.

by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 28, 2023


Chronic Bottom Syndrome

someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)

that girl definitely has chronic bottom syndrome.

by sister sex pistols June 13, 2019


Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn

by I love my dogs November 10, 2019


Chronic Roasting

Chronic roasting is a comeback that specializes in the art of sarcastic satire. In this case Person A will Ensue to dismiss any of Person B sarcasm by reverse humour. It is chronic due to the amount of effort and the persistence the Person A will go through just to make the comeback so forceful that Person B would assume to have an existential crisis.

"your bloodline is as weak as that fade, you done fucked up now"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"

by Ain't your damn Business March 21, 2018


Chronic Vartanosis

A life consuming illness that causes an individual to type a text but not send it.

I wasn’t ignoring your text: I just have chronic vartanosis

by Social Burdens November 8, 2018


Chronic Case of a nigga in need of head

Ur gullible

Chronic Case of a nigga in need of head is very contagious

by Chronigga June 26, 2021


chronic empathy

Too much empathy for your own good. Putting yourself in unhealthy situations for the benefit of someone else.

Jacob gave his only winter coat to his friend who didn’t have one. Now Jacob no longer has a coat himself. Jacob struggles with chronic empathy

by jacbarc October 2, 2022