Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

baby chubs

Baby chubs is a girl that you meet one day and they are just so amazing and beautiful. There is only one baby chubs in the whole world. No body knows who it is but me. The baby chubs is a rare human who only comes out once every night and if you’re lucky enough to see the baby chubs. Consider yourself blessed from an angel.

Oh my gosh dude look it’s the baby chubs

Holy sugar balls it is the one the baby chubs

Chubbed

Meaning unsuccessful in a ballot for tickets, especially at football games.
Named after 'Arthur Chubb' former head of the ticket office at Manchester United Football Club.

"How did you get on with your ticket application for Liverpool away?"
"Chubbed mate"

Chubbed

A complicated term with a myriad of exceptional meanings. Just like the man it's named for.
-When someone does something totally awesome

-slam dunked a QC
-used to own Stonehenge

-assumed the mantle of god emperor and saved all of humanity
-bought a pie for Tim because he had to eat vegan food
-convinced Marvel blue suits have no place against blue screens
-made it to work by 9:15am
-laughed at all Tim's jokes even when they are highly questionable
-says 'leads have needs' to his lead at least once a day

You just Chubbed the hell out of those dimattes

chub and tinder

I first heard about this when my sister was tucking in her kids on Christmas Eve...it means “chubby, “available” fingers

Gotta have that “chub and tinder” tonight

Chubbing

2-manning a rowboat that has a cannon in the game Sea of Thieves instead of using an actual ship

My friend and I were chubbing last night and sunk 2 ships!

chubbing

Chubbing: Verb
To chub is to squish usually 2 surfaces together, create a seal & then attempt to create as much of a suction effect by pulling away without breaking the seal until the seal breaks. Usually done with ones 2 hands or with ones ear & any smooth enough surface. Creates a specific noise & sensation; can be addictive. Chubbing is the present tense version.

Why is your child chubbing my leg?
Why do I hear weird kissing noises? Fred's chubbing himself again.