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White Claw Wasted

When a person drinks so much White Claw that they are extremely intoxicated and have no idea what is going on around them.

Look at Chassie walking around with her tit falling out of her shirt. She drank so much tonight that she's White Claw Wasted.

by GC A.C. June 27, 2020


semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018


Road Claw

White claws taken whilst on a drive, used for refreshment.

1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws

by CoachDavis July 2, 2020


Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019


White Trash Claw

A White Claw with added alcohol.

Yeah, we put shots of Tito’s in it and made White Trash Claws to watch The Bachelor finale!

by ellebeejay January 26, 2022


Wolven Claws

A sub-category for furries who seem to enjoy gaining massive amounts of weight to the point of ridiculousness. The claws refer to the 'bitch tits' which can come about after gaining more than two-hundred pounds; most of these furries range from foxes, or wolves, or anyone who happens to be fans of StarFox and other anthro furry superheroes.

I was at the convention the other day, and goddamn, there was so many Wolven Claws out there. I think I wet myself! Spooky!

by SSJ4 Ronald Reagan April 12, 2011


Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020