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n. Worthless junk. Something which is broken, cheap or substandard can be said to be "clown shit."
Damn, Frank is sure a Chevy guy. To him, all Fords are clown shit.
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a dumbass,dip shit, jackass, asshole, or a dick(as in stop acting like a dick)
shut up clown ass
stop acting like a clown ass
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v: to place oneself at extreme physical risk for the sake of a laugh
Origin: the Chicago-based "500 Clown", who are famous for their "firecracker chastity belt".
I thought I'd make these chicks laugh, so I 500 Clowned my face into the stop sign.
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When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.
Kelly was driving, Becky had shotgun, Ashley, Kelsey and Mandee were in back with the other Ashley sitting on Mandee and Jay sitting on Kelsey. I had to sit on Becky. We were so clown car-ing it.
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After having anal sex a man cock-slaps his girlfriend and spreads her own fecal matter around her mouth giving her the look of a sad clown.
Oh my God! You cock-slapped shit all over my face!!! You seriously gave me a Brown Clown?!?!
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Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.
That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!
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The nickname of the NY Mets' manager Jerry Manuel, commonly used by Mets fans out of frustration and confusion directed at Jerry's managerial decisions and outlook on the team. During post-game press conferences, Jerry is known for laughing hysterically in a demonic tone at times (even when the team is struggling mightily, thus displaying his clown-like nature). He also has trouble forming coherent sentences as he frequently says, "Um" and "Uh" to the extent by which only few can understand what he is trying to explain.
(Post-game press conference following Mets' loss)
Jerry Manuel: "Well um uh we have to uh um uh get into a uh rhythm uh and uh get the bats going and uh when we uh do um we'll be fine uh trust me...ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Mets fan: "Fire Jerry Clown!!! This guy is delusional!"
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