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College Whore

A term to describe High School students who imprudently assume college to be an end-all victory medal, occasionally to be shared with compensating parents. College whores tend to be: over studious, impersonal, insensitive, cutthroat, and over zealous. They may join sports, clubs, or participate in other activities not due to interest, but rather to be more "well rounded", and may care more about grade point average than any other human being in their life.

Thomas: "Have you seen Jeff? He joined 3 clubs on the same day. Plus his grandpa died, but he didn't want to be behind in class, so he skipped the funeral!"

Lucy: "What a college whore."

by theitalian05 October 13, 2011

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Vassar College

Founded in 1861, Vassar College is a highly selective, coeducational liberal arts college. Consistently ranked among the top liberal arts colleges in the country, Vassar is renowned for pioneering achievements in scientific research, its long history of curricular innovation, and its notoriously selective admissions process.

I was rejected from all the good schools -- Yale University, Harvard University, Vassar College, Brown University, Williams College.

by James10023 August 18, 2010

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college music

Music that the general crowd of college goers, usually Jeep driving lacrosse players, will listen to. Leans toward "alternative", and is ultimately a softened down form of radio-friendly rock music.

Dave Matthews is a yuppie and makes college music.

by Emperor May 19, 2004

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Blackrock College

A secondary school in South County Dublin where wealthy parents pay โ‚ฌ20000 a term for their son to become a professional penis.

The students consist mainly of posh wankers who argue about whose daddy has more money. They usually go to school via private helicopter and enjoy extravagant ski holidays in Andorra on bank holiday weekends. They are often seen trying to act hard despite the fact that they're driving around in their daddy's Range Rover.

A noticeable characteristic of a Blackrock student is that they seem to be oblivious to the fact that they are absolute saps.

John: I'm going to walk over there and kick the shit out those four guys, simply because they go to Blackrock College.

James: Please do, but beware, their dad will most likely sue you.

by sogladidontgotoblackrock February 17, 2011

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Bates College

Bates College is an elite liberal arts school located in Southern Maine. It's student population tends to be very outdoorsy, athletic, friendly and academically focused. Batesies have many great traditions and know how to have fun!!

You didnt want to be an elitest at Bowdoin or go to boondocks of Colby...so attend the best Maine school- Bates College!

by awesome1234bates March 3, 2010

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College Confidential

a place where trolls abound

college confidential sample post:

OP: discussion board for ppl who got 2400 on the SAT!

responder #1: this was my first time taking the sat. i got 2400 with no prep, plus my calculator broke halfway through so i had to do the rest of the math section by hand omgggg im so glad i did well!!

responder #2112: 2400 club unite!

me: trolls. there aren't even 2000 people a year who get 2400s.

by aarush April 8, 2010

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college hill

another one of BET's ways of exposing and personafying all the usual stereotypes of black youth....

All the male cast members: "all girls are bitches!"..."i wanna screw all the chicks in tha house!!"

All the female cast members: "well uhm...i am in school to be a model cause i want to come up with my own clothing line cause i luv to look at myself and think that every dude in the house and in america wants me...cause all yall some hatas cause you aint on college hill!!"

by intelligent black man March 31, 2008

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