coochie so addictive its just like cacaine
putting coke on both lips of the cooch, press the lips together and inhale
cocaine laced with coochie crust
daymn that bitch has that coochie cocaine.
Someone who eats out coochies, but prefers to use a straw.
“Brayden is a coochie slurper. It’s so gross”
When someone is simping so hard they would settle fir a mere crumb of coochie
“Did you hear that sam donated 300 bucks to a streamer last night ?”
“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie”
When you have a semi-sexual encounter that involves kissing, grinding, fingering, touching over clothes but not actual insertion or ejaculation.
This a crumb of coochie
Dude 1: Hey bro so last night me and here did a lot but didn’t have actual sex.
Dude 2: so you got a crumb of coochie then?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so
A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.
John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid
A lame pussy you can receive from local horny retired sluts for free.
George got some trash coochie at the gas station.
Same as croch cricket. Crabs body lice
You better be careful messing with them ho's you will get coochie mudbugs