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A snap, or break in the shaft of an erection
Jimmy's got a cracked corn, we better get him to the hospital!
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The opposite of a poof. A masculine, straight (non-homosexual) man. Can be used when accidentally calling someone a poof within earshot of the person (see Example 2 below).
Example 1:
"Yo dawg, he ain't no poof, he's a corn puff."
Example 2:
Person 1 (to Person 2) "Move it poof"
Person 2 (to Person 1) "What did you call me?"
Person 1 (to Person 2) "A Corn Puff"
Person 2 (to Person 1) "Aw. Thanks for the compliment dawg."
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eggcorn or egg corns are the mistaken name for acorns. The term means any long held mistaken saying.
eg 1. - Crimean River - "Oh, you have problems, crimean river" (mistaken thought that somthing bad happend during the crimean war, by a river!)
mentioned on Adam and Joe's radio show.
Egg Corn eg 2. - My condiments to the chef - "That food was lovely, my condiments to the chef" (mistaken thought that: If food is really good then you send the unneeded seasonings back to the chef!)
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Human excrement. Basically, when you eat corn, about 13 hours later, it comes out your ass looking the same way it went into your mouth. But, on the way out, it needs a jacket. That is what the turd wrapped around your shat out corn is. The poop keeping my old corn kernels warm is a corn jacket.
I was at a BBQ yesterday and today I birthed a corn jacket. (IE, my poop was studded with corn.)
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The result of a sexual act where the man ejaculates inside the anal cavity of another individual who has recently consumed large amounts of corn. Some undigested corn will mix with the semen and thus stick to the man's penis when extracted, creating creamed corn.
Mark: "Dude, I did Melissa in the stink yesterday, but ended up with creamed corn"
John: "Nice! Did she eat it afterwards?"
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Corn Packer is a derogatory term for a Gay Iowan
Stephen is a hot, sweaty corn packer.
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