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When you make a huge mistake and behave as though it was intentional..
Donald Trump's presidency is a covfefe
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Assumed to be a typo of the word "coverage", tweeted by President Donald Trump on May 30th, 2017, Covfefe has attracted the attention of numerous idiots on the internet, made evident by the number of Urban Dictionary entries it has gotten within 48 hours after the initial tweet, many of which are badly spelled, horribly punctuated or one of the same handful of insults over and over.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
Often misquoted:
Despite constant negative press covfefe
Despite the constant negative news covfefe
Despite constant negative press covfefe...
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when you try to spell coverage before you've had your coffee.
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"Covfefe" is an accidental cultural appropriation and bastardization of two Samoan words conjoined by an arbitrary "v":
"ko," meaning "pregnant; to pick a fruit; or to reach for something;"
and "fefe," meaning "fear; afraid; or an expression of mockery."
(Indented text above excerpted from Huffington Post's article "The meaning of the word 'covfefe' in the Samoan language".)
"Covfefe" was hastily, unintentionally, and irrevocably lexicalized by pre-impeached U.S. "President" Donald Trump in his typical manner of sharing everything he thinks with everyone, without actually thinking it through first.
"Covfefe" became a permanent addition to the pop-culture lexicon as Trump was publicly whining about "negative press" instead of being an actual leader focused on anything other than his own fragile, narcissistic ego. Trump's fear of others' opinions was the impetus for this delightful new word which is surpassed in its versatility only by the word "smurf" (which only slightly eclipses the versatility of the word "fuck").
What's "covfefe" mean? It's our word. It means whatever we want it to mean.
Civil Rights Movement? LoL covfefe that shit. TRAVEL BAN!!!
Trump is undoubtedly a smurfing covfefeur.
Trump has taught you well. But you are not a covfefe yet.
All this fake news Trump keeps covfefing is delusional, hyperbolic propaganda.
Trump's gonna get us into covfefing World War III if YOU don't start acting like a gorramn citizen and get this assclown out of the covfefing office right NAOW.
Inserting covfefe into SBemail #128 (RAMPAGE):
The covfefe's the limit as far as rampages are concerned. Why, ye could go on a regal rampage. "I covfeferically bequeath thee! I covfeferically bequeath thee! I covfeferically bequeath thee!" Ye hath quivered me covfefe tuppence!
Get the covfefe out of here.
Let's explore some interesting unintended synergies:
Trump fruitfully reaches his audiences through fear by appealing to their misdirected concerns about immigrants and minorities who he mocks and scapegoats (...while simultaneously supporting big business that outsources the jobs his audience falsely perceives immigrants to be "taking from them"). This is one mechanism through which he "picked the fruit" of the U.S. Presidency.
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Interjection - The etymology of this top secret word which had only previously been heard among the top 1% at the Bohemian Grove or a Bilderberg meeting was recently discovered when Donald Trump blurted it out like a government secret over Diet Coke and dinner in a tweet which was eventually deleted faster than emails off a Clinton server.
The word Covfefe is actually code for a longer phrase "Cover the Fee Fee".
Cover the Fee Fee is code for the exclamation "Grab them by the Pussy!"
"..build a more integrated global political and economic structure--one world, if you will... Covfefe!!" - David Rockefeller
and
""For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum
have seized upon well-publicized incidents…to attack the Rockefeller family for the
inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic
institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best
interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as "internationalists"
and of conspiring with others around the world to build
a more integrated global
political and economic structure - one world, if you will.
If that's the charge, I stand
guilty, and I am proud of it. Covfefe!"
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covfefe' (cuv-fee-fey) n. When the press hounds you like tiny bitch dogs named feefee or feefey .
Used to project the image of the press as being needy, primped ,tiny bitch dogs chewing on heels of noble people , incapable of reporting real news .
Originated from President Donald Trumps tweet: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe' "
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When a tone-deaf waitress at the Waffle House sings Happy Birthday.
What I don't want for my birthday is a Covfefe.
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