Bape Cow

What is a Bape Cow?
No one knows what a Bape Cow is. Not even Bape Cows know what a Bape Cow is. They're too busy thinking that they're lemons. They ride Ragons and are omens of death. But we don't really know that because we don't know what Bape Cows are.

-What's a Bape Cow?

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purple cow

Something you hope not to see, but anyways, something you'd rather not actually be.

It is assumed that the purple cow would say moo, although I'm very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.

Oh dear, this rhyme's been used in an example already!

I've never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but I can tell you anyhow (I originally had this line wrong.)
I'd rather see than be one.

Moo.

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Catalina Cows

A catalina cow is a girl who attends Santa Catalina School.
Originally was a derogatory term from rival schools (who will not be named), but was then adopted by the catalina cows themselves as a fun loving joke poking fun at themselves.

Stevenson Girl: ooh, look at the cows! moooo!
Catalina Cows: *walks on all fours mooing* thats right bitches!!

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Zombie Cow

Zombie Cows live on venus, eat fire, and produce chocolate milk. They aren't very friendly creatures and only one person in the world breeds them. Zombie cows cannot survive off of Venus however.

Your chocolate milk probably came from a Zombie Cow!

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cow eyes

a friendly way to desribe friends with giant eyes that pop out of their skull.
8-O

WOW, Ben has really big cow eyes!

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pretty cow

a pregnant cow, a really fat bitch, one comparable to a cow's size, an exceptionally large, nasty beast of a person typically a girl, A huge fat chick with blond hair.

Cortney most men want to sleep with her, Meredith is a pretty cow.

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Cow Fucker

One who engages in fucking cows; a person (usually a male) screwing a cow.

OR:
'Cow fucker', used as an insult from one person to another. (Sometimes from one person to an animal, or maybe even from a person to a non-living thing/object)

"Man, he's so a cow fucker, I saw him on Saturday up at the barn!"

OR:
"Leave me alone, you cow fucker!"

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