The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.
Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.
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a motherfucking shit head who has liquid doo-doo for brains
Josh:do you know shanel hill?
cameron:yeah that bitch is a crap holder
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Your mom's idiot boyfriend, who is a piece of crap, and will never grow-up.
mom: "Just drop it already."
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "No, you drop it!"
mom: "Can you just grow-up already??"
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "Make me!!" *in a mocking voice* "Can't you just grow-up already??"
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Art which is created based on the belief that its creation is more important than its consumption.
Jeff: "Did you hear that new album that Chuck and his band put together in a day?"
George: "Yeah, I heard it's crap art, but it still sounds pretty good."
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A Christmas package/hamper containing useless food items, usually from the Dollar store.
Here we go again, another crap basket from my mother-in-law. Merry frickin' Christmas.
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Alternate slang for the act of masturbation or "fapping" but using diarrhea as lubricant.
Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"
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The head of a Marijuana plant that when smoked, has a bad taste.
This Marijuana is pure crap nuggets.
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