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Weak creep

Not a creep that looks like Jason Mamoa. A weak creep is the one that finds you on social media to tell you how beautiful you are. Claims they are not trying to be creepy, they just want you to know how you made their day with your beauty.

This person may have been called a tell Troll by some, but Trolls are something we want in our back yard, they can be cute.

Another weak creep found me on FB today. Apparently I brought the sun into their life today.

by Laughing Giraffe November 18, 2021


Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.

We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!

by kidlvr April 16, 2019


s_rny creep

That friend who doesn't understand the concept of keeping personal information private. They're commonly found sharing personal information told to them or actively seeking out new information from others due to their insatiable thirst. They are gaslighters who call others "paranoid" and play off what they do as normal and fine.

Also known to be prolific complainers when things don't go their way and expect everyone to do exactly what they want, commonly shown when you don't answer their calls because everyone else other than is an NPC without a life in their eyes, whinging when you don't do exactly what they want.

"I've just found out where Tobias lives!"
"You're being a real s_rny creep right now."

by manyboxes August 27, 2023


Collar Creeping

When a person's collar needs adjusting because it's crept up their neck/ is wonky/ looks silly.

Oh crap, my collar's creeping.
Hey boy, your collar creeping is out of control.

by Curly Kangeroo July 15, 2011


creeping with style

When a girl knows you're creeping but is ok with it.

Ex: Look at that old guy in the VIP inviting girls to his table, he's creeping with style!

by Creepneleous October 7, 2013


Caravan creep

This insult is usually aimed at gypsy’s who have a history of touching children or just women who don’t want it.

Josh- “fuck off craig
Craig- “fuck off you caravan creep

by Craigsfat May 9, 2021


Mutual Creeping

When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.

Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.

Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.

Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?

by lookabutt January 24, 2011