a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
When you nut on her lip and then she kisses you
I heard your cousin got a good old crispy kreme bro!
A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon
Is that Johnny boy over there?
Yeah mate he’s a bacon, absolute crispy streak
Wow, that puss looks crispy asf on the bottom!
Yeah bro it does look really nice, wish it was mine.
An awesome snipe or wreck in gaming or sports.
I just got such a crispy kill in Halo; he didn't stand a chance against my binary rifle ( Z-750 Special Application Sniper Rifle)
Ice Crispies is a type of food that consists of ice and water in a bowl. This meal is usually eaten after the second week after getting paid from a job.
friend: What did you eat today?
you: Oh just Ice Crispies.
When a white cracker boy understands the nigglet slang.
Yo that craka be talking like a nigga.
Yea bro hes "Crispy on the inside"