Cult Awareness Month

Cult Awareness Month starts in August, and is not widely celebrated, mostly because I just made it up.

"Hey dude, it's almost August, Cult Awareness Month!"

Teletubbies Sun Cult

A family of psycho's. This family usually plays the torture game and screams at each other when they are bored.

Teletubbies Sun Cult Family is better then the Brat Family

Blind people cult

Group of 8 retarded rednecks who go to truck meets and fish, they all live in the same small town and go to the same school.

Jimmy neutron is in the blind people cult

Cult of Positive Vibes

Created in Croatia on the fourth of March 2023 by the PSN account VitoTheHunter is a cult based on the fact that winning a round of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege can only be produced if every member of the team has positive thoughts. At the beginning of each round, all team members must first pray to our savior Jesus Christ for their victory and also for the victory of the enemy team. By performing this ritual, the chances of winning increase by 75%, and positive thinking will contribute an additional 24.9%. As the statistics tell us, even 80% of the rounds played by the members of this cult resulted in victory.

Vito: Be positive guys !
Lihta:"being positive and kills two enemys"
Lovre:"dies"
Matija:"Ensures victory"

Lihta:"Makes an articel about Cult of Positive Vibes"
Lihta:""

plant hat cult

An among us meme in which mulitple players where a plant hat and dance in a circle

Mr. Cheese: yo dude join the plant hat cult!
30 min. later: (dancing in circle) huming yanno bumbing bombo hinging min bombo sqaush banana

Athena Cult

A group of idiots and cunts

"please no god please no"

"whats wrong?"

"Athena Cult"

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cult-i-phobe

something the hardcore of a cult (chavs, ganstas, moshers emos) do, where they acuse someone of being the opposite of their group (for moshers/emos/goths it is ganstas/chavs and vice versa), on the basis that they don't dress like them

EG1 Chav: you r well emo
man: y cause i'm wearin jeans?
Chav: Jeans? jeans are for emos
man: 32 inch waist you cult-i-phobe!

EG2 EMO: you look well chavy
man: why cause i'm wearin a hoodie?
EMO: yes
man: its L-R-G, it cost 70 quid so go fuck yourself u cult-i-phobe!

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