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The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020

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9-3 curse

9-3 curse is when you are 6 rounds above the other team and the other team brings it back and wins.

100t just won a 9-3 curse against gambit!

by hardstuck silver September 12, 2021

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Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.

Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.

by stiltmaster September 13, 2022

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curse of the cats claw

a curse put upon the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2006 when someone contracted an awful flu that had been going on cursed his friends mom who is a dodgers fan because she told him to take "cats claw" to heal himself. Subsequently, he got sicker and sicker. He cursed the Dodgers to not win the world series for 50 more years.

i put the curse of the cats claw on your dodgers to not win the world series for 50 years

by Ryan Gorman Joshua December 5, 2006

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Cursed Generation

People who were born in 2020, they all will have small penises/boobies and shall be cursed with bad luck and all their children after them

Guy 1: Hey what year were you born jake?

Guy 2: I was born in 2020, Why?

Guy 1: Dude you're apart of the cursed generation!

Guy 3: lol your penis is small

by ButtholeTongueStuck February 24, 2021

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Wake up curse

Whatever curse used when you wake up realizing that you are extremely late.

wake up curse = *just woke up and yells* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I'm gonna get fired for sure this time!!!

or

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit!my alarm didn't go off??!!

by Kakashi-Senpai January 20, 2010

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Curse of Ronan Tynan

The Curse of Ronan Tynan refers to the coincidence that the the New York Yankees have not won the World Series since they began regularly hiring Tynan to perform God Bless America after the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Legend has it that the Curse curses the team for bringing religion into baseball and exploiting the nation's tragedy to promote the baseball team. Apparently, the Yankees organization has been punished by supernatural forces that have prevented a World Series Championship to return to New York until the organization separates, again, religion from baseball, terrorist attacks from a sporting franchise. Since the Curse of the Bambino fell in 2004, this curse is the most widely accepted baseball curse outside the Curse of the Billy Goat which supposedly curses the Chicago Cubs.

a-rod sucks! he's only contributing to the Curse of Ronan Tynan.

by Viktor II October 9, 2007

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