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The day where you have to pinch your shortest friend every time you see them.
Tall friend: Hey come over here! It's December 13th
Short friend: Oh noooooo....
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Ask that girl out
Because they probably like you back
December 14) Ask that girl out
Crush: hey
Me: hey
Crush : do you want to go out with me xx
Me: aww yes xx
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A beautiful loving woman was born on this day they are on this Earth to succeed and to be well known and let's not forget she a bad bitch ✌️😂💞
Friend: It's December 30
B-day girl: Yeah bitch it ma birthday
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The day you kiss your crush! Cheek kisses allowed 😋!
December 11th is national kiss your crush day!
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A day where two friends became best friends. What happened that day? Well you are about to figure out how these two bros formed a covalent bond! It was a crazy adventure that lasted all day. The two bros were straight up pounding each other from all angles: left, right, up, down and center. While they were pounding so GODDAMN hard, they were teleported to the Death Star. A challenger appeared at the Death Star. Who was it? DARTH VADER!!! The two homies battled Darth Vader while they were still pounding each other. They defeated Darth Vader because Bro 2 hit Darth Vader with a nut to the face :). A few moments later, Thanos appeared. How did he appear? Bros 1's ass was pounded so fookin' hard, it was big enough for one of Thanos's universe traveling portals. Thanos came put of the portal and he was in complete disbelief. The two bros decided to fuck Thanos all over. Bro 1 whipped put his glock and shot Thanos in his fookin' purple face. After the attack from Thanos, Bro 2 already nutted 40 times, while Bro 1 nutted 38 times. The day was almost over, and the bros were still pounding the shit out of each other. Five minutes later, Chris Pratt appeared and gave both the bros medals for defeating Thanos and Darth Vader. Chris Pratt later joined them in the pounding sessions. KEEP POUNDING
BRO 1 "MAN DECEMBER 15 WAS AWESOME, I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT ME!!!"
BRO 2 "BRUH SAME!!! RUMOR HAS IT THAT MORE CELEBS WILL BE JOINING US!!!"
BRO 1 "Lets ask our friends if they wanna join."
Random tall blonde friend "This sounds fake, I'm out."
BRO 2 " Fookin Pussy."
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December 8th is the best day to be born on by far. guys and girls born on this day are loving, caring, sweet, cute, and beautiful in so many different ways. if you have a friend born on this day you should be highly appreciative and never let them go.
guy "when's your birthday?"
girl "December 8"
guy "i'm not surprised why ur so thicc now"
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The 4 December is when you ask out your crush or ask out any one you like. Everyone should be doing it. If they say no walk away sad.
On 4 December
Person:Hey wanna date.
Other person:Um no thanks
Person:'walks away sad'.
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