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This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!
During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!
In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.
Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.
oh no guys i shitted in my diaper big shit nazi man hitler
guy 1: hey guys have you listened to suprx’s new song?
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper
A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president
Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers
When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.
Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!
A diaper that is yellow due to urination.
Typically caused by babies or old people.
Granny just gave herself a yellow diaper.
When you hit it from behind and she's wearing a diaper.
I didn't know she was in to diaper pounding and had to stop at target for some buggies.