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a common phrase if you genuinely experience diarrhea
Random person: "i have diarrhea, please help"
Doctor: "N o."
The unfortunate facial expression that appears when an otherwise relaxed man or a woman has to make explosive diarrhea.
Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.
the inability to stop using your debit card for frivolous items causing you to go in the hole...repeatedly
spending money just because you have it.
Dan: "Jim spent all of his paycheck on CDs and DVDs, again"
Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"
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National Diarrhea Day is a day to celebrate the lava flow coming from your butthole. We have all experienced the pleasures of an upside down volcano before. So now is the time to celebrate this great holiday with your friends and families! Spread the word of National diarrhea day so more people can celebrate together!
Friend 1: "Hey! , wanna come to our National Diarrhea Day party? We're gonna play brown dodgeball in celebration!"
Friend 2: "Sure man! That sounds lit, I just had explosive diarrhea this morning!"
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a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
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The act of having explosive diarrhea while aggressively spinning in circles causing the victim to become unconscious.
Did you hear what happened to Margo? She ate too much cottage cheese and got black out diarrhea. She sprayed all over the walls!
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when someone is annoying you or you just don’t feel like talking
Random girl: Why aren’t you texting me back when I texted you?
Other random girl: Poop poop diarrhea