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a pathological disorder in which one is sexually aroused by the idea of a woman trying to reduce her weight, size, or adiposity for purely aesthetic reasons. No sexual arousal occurs if an obese woman attempts to reduce, but if a woman who is already slender expresses a desire to reduce simply to increase her sexual appeal, arousal is triggered. In addition, the motivation for her weight loss must be her enthusiasm at the prospect of becoming even more sexy, not dread or self-hatred.
I only exhibit diet-philia in the abstract; when I deal with actual women in real life, I want them to be healthy, happy, comfortable, and in constant sexual ecstasy. But I still find slim women the most attractive. I just don't want them to have to suffer to be slim.
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enough of a blonde for you to love her (ditzy and clumsy wise) but enough of a stubborn, hard-headed, bitch to tell you what shes thinking
"Katie... look at that girl over there and look at how shes acting!"
"Oh my gosh, shes the chick I overheard Bill talking to his buddies about! Supposedly shes a complete, Diet Blonde..."
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A diet that was developed under a misunderstanding between complex carbohydrates, such as those found in whole grain, and simple cabohydrates, such as processed sugar. Causes halitosis.
The Atkins Diet is a poor alternative to cutting back on simple carbs and getting up and participating in regular excercise.
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A person who will many times be known as a trix. One who does not have all the flavor and has a poor aftertaste. A person who follows. Many times known as a f***ing Brian
Jack is just a Diet Coke, dude. He adds nothing to our group flavor as a whole.
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toilet in which people throw up in in order to lose weight...their substitute for a diet.
Cindy wasn't really fat, but thought she was so she ate her meal and then threw up in the diet machine shortly after. After that she felt better about herself and decided to keep using the diet machine because it would make her skinny and eventually give her lot more problems.
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A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.
I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.
When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!