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The act of shitting in your mates beard.
Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".
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An 80 year old woman, who likes to peg 21-70 year old men dressed as superman with a 12 inched rainbow dildo well screaming god bless you.
Boy 1: did you see dirty Edith last night?
Boy 2: oh yea
Boy 1: wanna make out?
Boy 2: fuck yea daddy-chan
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Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.
"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.
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Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.
Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty
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A Dirty Fabio ( not to be confused with a dirty fabian ) is a sexual maneuver in which the man thrusts a mouthful of his balls in the girls mouth whilst wearing a long blonde wig and yelling “My meatballs will complement the spaghetti nicely”.
Once completed, he finishes all over her stomach and says “Dinner isn’t complete without sauce, Mamma Mia, Yahooooo!”
Her: I can’t believe he pulled a Dirty Fabio on me.
Her friends: No way, he didn’t complete the platter with his sauce, did he?
Her: Oh yeah, it was wild. I came to him saying “Yahooooo!”
Best night of my life.
Her friends: Wow girl, we are jealous. Maybe we can all ask him for a test.
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dirty Amelie, the unique technique of painting done by constantly being "high as fucking shit" and using a chewed worm on a string as an instrument to paint with.
For this painting i used the "dirty Amelie" technique. Im pretty proud of it.
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When you take a huge shit in a tube sock and beat someone with the sock filled with poop.
If you don't shut your mouth real quick you are going to get the worst dirty charlie in the world, asshole.
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