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The biggest douchebag in the history of time. A person who exemplifies all that it means to be a douche.
Zach Pannenton is captain douchebag
those who don't even know his name simply know him as the captain.
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The title of a fictitious book, used as an insult towards technology programmers who tend to lean towards the ColdFusion platform due to its simple to learn nature despite the fact they lack any programming skills whatsoever.
What? They hired Dan to do CF programming? He sucks! I hope he picks up his copy of ColdFusion For Douchebags!
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That douche that overplays Halo 3, and always teabags their victim after a kill.
Man I was playing Halo 3 with Jimmy the other day and I never realized how much of a Halo Douchebag he was. Does he not have a life?
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Abercrombie Douchebag
An Abercrombie Douchebag is someone who shops at the wannabe high class store "Abercrombie & Fitch."
People who wear Abercrombie usually travel in swarms together. When at the cafe you may see a group of Abercrombie Douche bags. They only wear gay coulors like light blue and gay pink. This store was mostly made for FEMALES, but faggot/insecure self esteemed deprived males go there to get the fix of homosexualness.
Abercrombie D-bags: They are a primitive group, naturally migrate in the winter to their own homes, or their Douchebag friends houses so they can play hockey and suck each others dicks, while getting "stains" on their pink and blue gay shirts.
Conclusion: Abercrombie douchebags usually think they are high-class citizens, but they really are not.
Females with Abercrombie = Sluts. Not always but mostly.
FUCK! Abercrombie DOUCHEBAGS ARE COMING. GTFO BEFORE THEY TRY AND CONVER YOU INTO DOUCHEBAG-ism.
2.NORMAL HUMAN: Hey Abercrombie douchebag. whats that white stain on your shirt? is that sperm from sucking your friends dick?
Abercrombie Fanboy: Actually it is. Thanks for noticing. !!!
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A social parasite that needs to be hunted down and be terminated with extreme prejudice, activities include but not limited to:
Drinks for the sake of drinking and tries to be "rebellious" by flipping off the camera in every photo opportunity and always has an alcoholic beverage in every picture....yet craves the acceptance of society, pretends to be broken but is just is a pussy, is a conformist at heart, could not live without validation of their worth from other people, is shallow, and is emotionally void, and could or could not have been addicted to meth.
poseur-douchebag is/was the popular guy in high school/college.
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A fleet of canoes piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. Often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes and a platform placed atop the canoes on which the douches can drink, dance, grill, fire squirt guns, simulate sexual acts, play with dogs and/or heckle others who are trying to enjoy a natural body of water.
The Saco River in New Hampshire and Maine was choking on douchebag flotillas last weekend!
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(1) A person who acts like a complete irresponsible moron one night (such as getting blasted drunk, gambling away a couple mortgage payments, dancing half naked on a bar) and, the next morning, annoints himself as such.
Someone else cannot annoint a King, subject to a rare exception.
(2) An exception to the self-annointment rule occurs when someone is an absolute total douche bag, and calling him such simply won't suffice.
(1) Q: So Mike, what did you do last night?
A: Oh, you didn't hear? I got hammered and spit food all over Mothers bakery. Then I went to the Casino, was up three thousand, but lost it all and another three thousand. I was King of the Douchebags.
(2) Kevin: Man, that guy with the sunglasses and diamond earrings is a total douche bag.
Mike: No, he's KING of the Douchebags.
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