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Someone who has consumed enough alcohol to become somewhat violent or giddy in the work space, anyone who discover this will instantly hate this person as they were not invited to participate.
This word can be both an insult or complement.
Who is laughing so much... oh hehe its Jill she's the office drunk, love her.
or
Who threw that laptop across the room?
It was Bill he's such an office drunk, I hate him...
When your vision is not as good as usual from drinking, so you find people you would not usually find attractive, attractive.
Dylan: "why did you hookup with that guy?"
Sue: "I had drunk vision! Blame it on the alcohol."
A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.
- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.
- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.
Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace
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Tiberius never loses in drunk darts. Only if he wants to drink on purpose.
When you are drunk and can fuck up a dart (cigarette) but when you’re drunk they come at a 2:1 ratio for sober darts
Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night
Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3
Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio
A dress code the looks formal yet the clothing is comfortable enough to pass out drunk in
Tonights party is going to be a drunk formal dress code.
While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.
I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.