Afro Engineer

v. The opposite of nigger rigging. Taking a well working vehicle (car, SUV, motorcycle) and making it unable to perform to it's original specifications. The vehicle's new purpose is only to gain the attentions of every human within earshot. Vehicles which have been Afro Engineered can be characterized by their extraordinarily loud exhaust systems and/or stereo systems, have shiny over-sized wheels, and will be seen swerving. They are operated by individuals with little to no skill or insurance and the scent of alcohol and/or marijuana will be present.

1. Afro Engineer-ed Car: Putting 22" spinners, lambo doors, ultra dark tint windows, and an Alpine stereo in a Chrysler 300. Usually seen cruising 10-15 mph under the speed limit, smoke rolling out of the windows.

2. Afro Engineer-ed Motorcycle: A grossly extended swing arm, fat rear tyre, ground effects, and graffiti inspired paint job on a Suzuki Gixxer. Can no longer take turns property, but can go fast in a straight line, which matches the (lack of) skill level seen in the riders.

Extra points for a ho with a mini skirt, tank top, and 6" heels on the back.

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Obama engineering

the new term used for "nigga riggin" after Obama became President.

Yo dawg, your rides system was Obama engineering

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search engine

Seach engine, v.
What a blonde does to find where to put oil in her vehicle.

Blonde: "How do I find where to put oil in my car?"

Mechanic: "You go other end of vehicle where you hear noise, lift panel and search engine."

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software engineering

A widely used noun that is a oxymoron. Software cannot be engineered.

I rigorously derived a mathematically provable peice of psuedo-code. (Yeah, right...)

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software engineering

1. An engineering discipline that is increasingly turning into a commodity much like cattle farming in the agriculture industry.

2. Disposable code factories, not cost effective to reuse or refurbish.

If those software engineers don't get the project done by the deadline, we will replace them with ones from India.

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social engineering

The art of hacking people rather than computers. Most of the time it's easier than hacking computers because people are so stupid that you can just ask them for passwords and credit card information and they'll give it to you!

Me: Hello, Mr. Adamson? Yes, I need your credit card number, email address and password.

Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...

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software engineering

process which involves a sledge hammer and microsoft os.

fatal error one oh one..hmmm,guess i better do some software engineering..

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