when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis
He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!
Plowing some dirty butt cheeks!!!
After my girlfriend was done eating a bowl chili, I bent her over and went "Eskimo Digging"!!!
two people who have had sex with two different people in the same family
person 1: oh shoot you slept with riley? i slept with her brother!
person 2: you know what that means… we are eskimo family!!
When you and your friend have sex with the same guy, that makes you Eskimo sisters which makes the guy your ESKIMO DADDY
Scarlett had sex with Liam.
Adriana had sex with Liam.
That makes Liam their Eskimo daddy.
When two dudes rub beards together.
Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing
An extremely derogatory and racist term to describe a Native American person; brought to existence by a racist farmer.
I can’t believe that Eskimo Snowpie had the audacity to cut me off in traffic. They should go back to their reservation!
The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.