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When you bust all over her face and hit her with the pocket cheese on top
- How did your date go?
- Pretty good, gave her a Glenn Facial, Lactose free for her tolerence
When cum gets jizzed on your face and you let it harden so you can lick it off like candy.
Can I give you a candy facial when I cum?
Euphemism for the practice of ejaculating a large quantity of semen into the face of one's sexual partner.
Dick finished the fuck and suck session by giving Jane a dynamic facial.
When someone gets a facial and their spray tan runs off with it.
I only realized her tan was fake after I witnessed the Jersey Facial
1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.
Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.
I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.
1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.
Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.
I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.
A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.