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parallel facts

It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.

"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."

by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022


you forget the fact

the same line that a person uses over and over and over and over again which pisses off his gf

you forget the fact that i love you

by Apollyx June 28, 2023


Factful

A word to describe something full of facts or someone just stating facts.

Im just being factful.
That website is very factful.

by MiloThatsTheName January 23, 2024


fact violence

when you are attacked by an undeniable fact

A: How would you buy a car? You have no savings and you don't even have a job. I don't think you can afford gas either.
B: That's too much Fact Violence..

by halsjkdhf;ajs;dklfja;slj August 28, 2020


Strategy fact-ory

The intelligence services invented a particular statement to dismiss and or ridicule information which was to close to the truth for them. "Conspiracy theory" is still frequently used today to block any meaningful conversation.

Today I decided to create a counter to that statement with similar elements in it.

I have come across this "strategy fact-ory" in my news feed.

by Alpha2zen November 10, 2020


Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.

Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"

by Da House November 27, 2023


dad fact

That weird random bit of information that a Dad will suddenly drop on you after you ask a fairly simple question. And is almost always 100% correct.

Me: why do international pilots need to know English?

Dad: It is actually called Aviation English. It was implemented because of a really bad plane crash back in the 1970's caused partly by language issues.
Me: *Googles it, sees hes correct* that's a Dad Fact!

by Mydadmadethisup September 9, 2018